nippleback

May 23

Reading about everyone graduating is so exciting im so proud of all u guys my graduation isnt until June 5th but im happy for u guys!!!

May 22

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

(via thankswhore)

Feel like i’m always MIA but like man its really fucking hard balancing the internet and a job and school and more importantly, my girlfriend

May 20

croutoncat:

i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now

(via geomtery)

May 18

cantankerouscrab:

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

May 17

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

One time when I was little I ran away from home because I was upset but I just took left turns because I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I ended up back at home it was really embarrassing 

(Source: caseyanthonyofficial, via nipsliip)

bombliate:

how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it

(via geomtery)