December 2011
103 posts
whatever you guys do tonight don’t drink and drive because then you’ll never get the chance to see the sex tape me and ryan gosling will make someday
Anonymous asked: What's your fb :o
why do girls think it’s cute or attractive when they can tie a cherry stem into a knot with their tongue like that’s cool and all but i don’t think guys like their dicks tied into a knot
trohmen:
i try not to say omg after everything but omg
thinking about buying a live studio audience for my house so they can laugh at all the funny things i say all day and no one laughs at
my grandma just gave me a 30 minute lecture on boys and how i should focus on school and forget boys because they’ll always be there
um grandma i like girls
also another thing i started my period today guess who’s not getting laid on new years seriously wtf
whenever i go to restaurants i get soda with no ice because im still having a hard time forgiving ice for what it did to the titanic :(
Anonymous asked: Do you have any pictures of yourself on your blog?
doodleks:
weeaboo-chan:
callmecutiepie:
people who make rape and molestation jokes at school
people who make rape and molestation jokes
people
baconofhope:
irena aka nippleback is literally perfect
why aren’t we dating let’s make love
the best people i know all have names that end with tumblr.com
why do we have a south dakota and a north dakota and also why do we have a dakota fanning do we really need all these dakotas get rid of them
contagonistlove:
“Let’s take this to the bedroom,” I say seductively as I pick up my laptop so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.
Anonymous asked: Hey, I love you and your blog. But I like mostly you. :)
lustofthelion said: hit me up on facebook just search “sexiest canadian alive” and you’ll see my pic see you der bby~*
wait im confused why did rachel mcadams come up??? your blog says your name is carly not rachel
skinned-teen:
Clams Casino - I’m God
productofanaddiction:
When you post a secret on tumblr
does that make tumblr
a dashboard confessional
1 tag
me: tells joke
me: hahahahaha im so funny omg
me: that ones going on tumblr
me: two notes here i come
someone needs to invent a blanket that keeps you super warm when it’s on you but when someone takes it off and uses it for themselves it shocks them with like 10,000 volts of electricity
i just found out bears run faster than horses hello we are in 2011 why aren’t we riding bears
Anonymous asked: 98 pounds? you think you're fat?
lustofthelion asked: I love you too lets get married or something cute like that
i bet jesus’ facebook wall is blowing up right now happy birthday dude!
for christmas i want my virginity back
theflowershop asked: MERRY CHRISTMAS SEXY THANG
maybe we should turn off the internet so we can all become doctors or lawyers or the president or something
i hate those people who put fake antlers on their cars you aren’t fooling anyone we all know it’s just a regular car and not some reindeer dumb driver
it sucks when someone is being an idiot and you wanna throw a brick at them but you can’t because you don’t have a brick :(
me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk at me
someone: hey
me: no not you
if you haven’t gone christmas shopping and are too lazy to wrap go to any fast food place like mcdonalds they wrap it for you pretty nice if you ask me
“When I’m no longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call...”
– Snoop Dogg
if i don’t return 13 calls, 4 texts and 2 emails that means i don’t like you and maybe you should go away. sorry dad
Anonymous asked: I just spent my day going through your blog & got really depressed when i reached page 54. Page 54 = end of blog. End of my life.
1 tag
me: hey whats up
AP student: ugh i have so much homework i'm in AP and it's such a hard class why did i take AP i hate all these hard tests and my AP teacher is so strict like more strict than your teacher. no my class is so much harder than yours you don't even know what AP is like