February 2012
93 posts
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Watchshitthisway:
cinnamon challenge montage featuring your faves
Radio by Lana Del Rey
flynnizard:
its funny how we’ll give food to ducks but not to homeless people
has anyone actually clicked the “tell me more” on youtube or google to read about the new privacy policy? there’s a cookie recipe at the bottom
amenpenis:
Scientific Attempt To Create Most...
idiotblogger:
If Liberty from degrassi can get a boyfriend, AND get pregnant
I can too
jadderpillar:
covering the answers of your test when the teacher walks by so she cant see how stupid you are
“try again you fucking dumbass”
– squiggly red line under the word you spelled wrong
ineedtogetpaid:
“i hate my life” the angry blogger types on their 15” macbook pro on their king sized bed in their air conditioned 3 story home in suburban america.
if you’re ever going through my computer and you see a folder named “school studying” dont click it because that’s definitely not school studying
haha thanks apple for having autocorrect i bet my grandpa really wanted to know that i miss going fisting with him and not fishing you assholes
pukkke:
if morgan freeman goes to jail is he just morgan man
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in like 9th grade some chola girl was being a bitch to me on the football field right and like she was kinda fat so her phone fell out of her back pocket and she was being a fucking scary asshole the entire time so i picked it up and threw it over the fence like really far haha and she was looking for it the entire time and never found it and she just friend requested me on facebook im so scared...
for every like this gets tumblr will donate 2 dollars to my bank account because i suffer from a deadly disease called homosexuality like this if you have a heart
school goes by really fast when you don’t even show up and just sleep all day instead
gossipgran:
don’t do drugs……………………….without me
Watchwhat omg
lustofthelion:
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omg carly is that what you do on your spare time
if kim kardashian and nicki minaj were both drowning and i had to save one of them, i’d probably just go home and take a nap
i just realized i forgot to go to church this morning oh darn that’s like… 17 years in a row what a shame
the way I type on tumblr: assntitties lololol rkejwhlkjdhlwkjerhwer I can't even with all these feels
the way I write for class: Under this assumption, it is safe to dictate in a clear and particularly concise way that the author not only felt the need to illustrate the background surrounding the mortifying, yet tragic, action that pushes forward the engaging plot, but also the background of the reader's very own heart.
my dad found a list of boys i’ve hooked up with and i just told him they were just names of guys in my chemistry class but the ‘drunk guy at jr prom’ kind of killed it
snookidoughicecream:
you know who’s ugly? read the first word <3
solaravadamkii:
I’m waiting for yolo to become a legitimate legal defense.
omfg im seriously at a restaurant standing in line behind a bunch of fat people at a buffet do they not realize there is NO line at the salad bar
“im never drinking again”
– people who will drink again
hot guy in the elevator: going down?
me: i wish
whilewewerealive asked: hahaha just saw your url and i laughed forever. :)
i don’t know how i feel about that “every kiss begins with k” commercial all my kisses begin with a lot of alcohol hmm
fiercepierces:
do you ever listen to a song and feel this deep inconsolable sadness that makes your chest physically ache but yet it’s the most beautiful feeling in the world
why did my grandma get me a late happy valentines day present like hello do you know the law obviously im not gonna sleep with you grandma
me: can i have a breakfast mcmuffin
mcdonalds: will that be egg or sausage?
me: yes
mcdonalds: yes what?
me: yes please
hyannah:
that one tumblr user you respect so much but you’re too creepy and socially awkward to make interaction with them so you just watch them from afar and longingly stroke their icon every time they come up on your dash
me except it isn’t one person i follow it’s ALL of them
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Teacher: Please write down a famous quote that you know and who wrote it.
Me: "It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop." - Confucius.
1612th:
if i ever have a really hot teacher i’m gonna write “yes please” on tests where it says “Date” so i can creep him out
christianmingle:
i love when attractive people raise their hand to speak in class because then i can stare at them and just pretend like i care about what they have to say
Watchwait what the fuck
i saw a sign that said “watch for falling rocks” and i had nothing to do anyway so i waited for like an hour and i never saw anything wtf??
not surprised chris brown just won a grammy i already knew he would beat all those people
Me: did you know Whitney Houston died?
My sister: who?
Me: nevermind
*5 minutes later*
My sisters status: RIP Whitney Houston
i bought some nickelback cds and now im playing frisbee with them into the fireplace
funkies:
why do people put their mental disorders in their about me like it’s something you mention to everyone you meet like oh hey i’m martha i have bulimia and cut myself on a regular basis due to my depression how are you on this lovely day i don’t get it do you think it’s something to be told to everyone do you want attention
pre10tious:
i secretly like you
you should probably reevaluate your life and start liking me back
lustofthelion asked: sad birthday
icaughtmystride:
Two Door Cinema Club vs...
rhubarbturmoil asked: happy birthday, i am pausing my whitney playlist for this momentous occasion